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1. Femeia Virus: Cand te astepti cel mai putin, se instaleaza in apartamentul tau si se face stapana. Daca incerci sa o dezinstalezi, pierzi multe lucruri. Daca nu, o sa pierzi totul.
2. Femeia Internet: Trebuie sa platesti ca sa ai acces la ea.
3. Femeia Server: Intotdeauna e ocupata cand ai nevoie de ea.
4. Femeia Windows: Stii ca are multe defecte, dar nu poti trai fara ea.
5. Femeia Apple Macintosh: Atragatoare, fara cusur, destul de scumpa, dar nu prea compatibila cu altele; doar 5 la suta dintre barbati cunosc placerea de a o avea.
6. Femeia PowerPoint: Ideala pt a o prezenta la petreceri, mese de afaceri, etc.
7. Femeia Excel: Se zice ca stie sa faca multe lucruri, dar tu o folosesti doar pt functia bazica.
8. Femeia Word: Intotdeauna te asteapta cu surprize si nu exista nimeni in lume care sa o inteleaga pe deplin.
9. Femeia DOS: Toti au avut-o o data, dar nimeni n-o mai vrea acum.
10. Femeia Backup: Crezi ca are destul, dar la ora de “sa vedem” ii lipseste ceva…
11. Femeia Scandisk: Stim ca e buna si ca vrea sa ajute, dar in realitate nimeni nu stie ce face.
12. Femeia Screensaver: Nu foloseste la nimic, dar te amuza.
13. Femeia Paintbrush: Toata machiaj si nimic de fond…
14. Femeia Harddisk: Isi aminteste de toate, tot timpul.
15. Femeia End-User: Nu face nimic bine si vesnic te intreaba cate ceva.
16. Femeia E-mail: Din fiecare 10 fraze pe care le zice, 9 sunt tampenii

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